Toad: Difference between revisions

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I, I, I love little girls

They make me feel so good

I love, little girls

They make me feel so bad

When they're around

They make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love, little girls

They make me feel so good

They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror

They're not frightened by my cold exterior

They don't, ask me questions

They don't, want to scold me

They don't, look for answers

They just, want to hold me

Isn't this fun?

Isn't this what life's all about?

Isn't this a dream come true?

Isn't this a nightmare too?

Oh, oh, oh I love little girls

They make me feel so good

I love, little girls

They make me feel so, bad

When they're around

They make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love, little girls

They make me feel so, good

They don't care about my inclinations

They're not frightened by my revelations

Uh oh (uh oh), take a second (take a second)

Uh oh (uh oh), it's a mistake (it's a mistake)

Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)

Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little

Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about?

Isn't this a dream come true?

Isn't this a nightmare too?

And I don't care, what people say

And I don't care, what people think

And I don't care, how I look

When I'm down my street

They make me feel so--

I love, little girls

They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror

They don't care about my cold exterior

They don't (they don't), ask me questions (ask me questions)

They don't (they don't), want to scold me (want to scold me)

They don't (they don't), look for answers (look for answers)

They just (they just), want to hold me (want to hold me)

Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)

Uh oh (uh oh), the little girls was just too little

Too little, too little, too little, too little

Isn't this what life's all about?

Isn't this a dream come true?

Isn't this a nightmare too?

Oh, oh, oh, I, I, I love little girls

They make me feel so good

I love, little girls

They make me feel so, bad

When they're around

They make me feel

Like I'm the only guy in town

I love (I love), little girls

They make me feel so good

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-{{Infobox
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-|header1=Background Information
-|label2=First appearance
-|data2=[[Luigi Plays: SWITCH GAMESSS! (50K Special)]]
-|label3=Latest appearance
-|data3=[[2 MILLION COLLAB SPECIAL - WEEGEEPIE]]
-|header5=Character Information
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- '''Note: Most of the information has been taken from the [https://supermarioglitchy4.wikia.com/ SMG4 Wiki].'''
-'''Toad''' is a major character in Lucas' videos. He is Lucas' Dad. He resides in Princess Peach's Castle, living there with the rest of the cast. Alongside [[Luigi / Weegeepie|Luigi]], he is often the victim of [[Mario]] and [[SMG4]]'s antics and misadventures; occasionally, he is sometimes subjugated by Princess Peach.
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-== Visual description==
-[[File:Toad.png|thumb]]
-Toad is a French man.
-⠀
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-==Personality==
-Toad differs from most other characters as he has had two personalities throughout [[SMG4]]'s series. During the earlier bloopers, he has similar personalities with Squidward from ''Spongebob Squarepants''. He was a grumpy deadpan snarker who loathed [[Mario]] and despised his life in the castle, often attempting to destroy it at any opportunity.
-In later bloopers, Toad was portrayed as an insufferably obsessed fan of [[Mario]], being annoying to the point that even [[Mario]] himself despised him to the point where he tried to murder him.
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-More recently, the extent of Toad's life has shown him as an absolutely miserable person, as countless years of putting up with [[Mario]]'s stupidity and processing the increasingly retarded state of the Mushroom Kingdom have rendered him a hateful and pissy individual- not to mention that Peach apparently uses her Toad Retainers for humiliating and disgusting tasks in everyday life (including sponges, nightstands, and ladders). As a form of relaxation, he began hoarding a massive stash of candy in the Metal Cap level; upon eating it, he gets a sugar rush and begins acting retarded and hyperactive, much to everyone else's annoyance. Unfortunately, he became so addicted that he never stops eating it, leading Peach, [[SMG4]], and Toadsworth to intervene. Although trying to defend it, [[SMG4]] knocks him out, and they send him to rehab, where he screams in horror at seeing Dr. Mario. However, whether rehab has been successful depends on bloopers.
+When they're around
-== Relationships==
-===[[Mario]] ===
-During the earlier bloopers, Toad despised Mario due to his antics, but Mario himself never acknowledged this, because of how dumb he is.
-In the later bloopers, the situation seems to be reversed. Mario's idiotic behavior has gotten to Toad, and he became equally stupid. Toad idolizes Mario and has made a fan club about him; on the other hand, Mario now finds Toad a big nuisance and tries his best to avoid him. In a few episodes, Toad has even been Mario's slave.
+They make me feel
-His personality was reversed again in modern bloopers.
+Like I'm the only guy in town
-=== [[SMG4]]===
+I love, little girls
-In the older bloopers, Toad found [[SMG4]] a nuisance and avoided him, but not as much as [[Mario]]. [[SMG4]] didn't acknowledge [[Toad]] much but nevertheless would stand against him when he tried to take over the castle.
-In the more recent bloopers, [[SMG4]] finds Toad to be annoying, but beyond that, the two do not interact much.
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-===[[Luigi / Weegeepie|Luigi]]===
-Despite the fact that [[Luigi / Weegeepie|Luigi]] is treated just as much a chew toy as him, Toad dislikes [[Luigi / Weegeepie|Luigi]] with a passion.
-===Princess Peach===
-Toad is Princess Peach's servant and has to follow her orders. Since she likes to boss him around, he naturally dislikes her, but unlike the other characters that he hates, Toad rarely strikes against Peach as he's scared of her.
-Despite his dislike of her, the two are sometimes seen playing games together, although Toad is usually the winner.
+They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
-===Toadette===
-Toad seems to have a crush on Toadette in the episode Retarded64: the Toad, the Fat and the Ugly, but in the end, she admits she's 9 years old, which makes Toad shocked. A policeman crew arrests him because they thought he was a pedophile. However, 46 episodes later, Toad being a pedophile has apparently been retconned, as he is confirmed to be in a relationship with Toadette. However, Toad doesn't have any feelings for Toadette anymore, so he ignores her and treats her carelessly. In the episode from SMG4 Mario VS Sonic: PRANK BATTLE, [[Mario]] ruins their relationship by doing a prank with a Toad doll and a Hatsune Miku waifu pillow. Toad also uses her to attack Wario in one episode, causing him to crash his kart and become seriously injured. He calls her a "Crazy Girlfriend" when he does so.
-===[[Bob]]===
-Toad and [[Bob]] fight each other in SMG4's video SMG4: Mario's Train Trip.
-=== Mama Toad===
-Mama Toad (Hank Hill) was proven to be toad grandmother in Hobo Theater: Toads Garage Sale. She works in the military and makes nuclear weapons (dafuq).
+They're not frightened by my cold exterior
-'''Lucas'''
+They don't, ask me questions
-Toad is Lucas' father.
+They don't, want to scold me
-==Appearances==
+They don't, look for answers
-This is the list of Toad's appearances in [[Luigi / Weegeepie|Weegeepie]]'s videos.
-*[[Luigi Plays - SWITCH GAMESSS! (50K Special)|Luigi Plays - SWITCH GAMES! (50K Special)]]
-*[[100K COLLAB SPECIAL - Aka #SpecialWeegeepie 2]]
-*[[WGP - MEEƃEEbIE (Happy Halloween 2018!)]]
+They just, want to hold me
-''And... That's pretty much it!''
-== Trivia==
+Isn't this fun?
-*He likes cookies (as do Bullies, Big Bullies, and Lilyncookies), which results in him occasionally turning into Cookie Monster and going crazy.
-* He is addicted to sugar and becomes hyperactive when he ingests some.
+Isn't this what life's all about?
-*He doesn't know how to use a lightsaber.
-* He once dressed like a woman to escape jail.
+Isn't this a dream come true?
-*In SMG4's blooper Spells n' Wizards, it was revealed that Santa didn't give Toad his 2013 Christmas present, giving him hate for Santa.
-*He has mushroom clones that look exactly like him. It's unknown if he used spores to produce them.
+Isn't this a nightmare too?
-* According to [[Mario]], he's a little wiener. Toad also added that, in verbatim, "there are only 3 things that tub of flub cares about. Spaghetti, himself and being naked." in the episode SM64: Meet the Mario.
-*Like Mario, Toad likes [[spaghetti]], as seen in The Visitor.
+Oh, oh, oh I love little girls
-*Toad appears to have a watch that says, "[[Mario]] is my homeboy."
-*Toad rarely changes his expressions.
+They make me feel so good
-*According to [[SMG4]]'s video Retarded64: The Toad, the Fat and the Ugly, he is Toad #232563465.
-*It is revealed in [[SMG4]]'s video The Adventures of Mario and Luigi - Ep. 4 that no one high fives Toad. However, despite this, Professor E. Gadd high-fived Toad after saying [[Mario]] was a loser during his nightmare in [[SMG4]]'s video Marioception.
+I love, little girls
-*Toad was once a teacher at Plumber Academy. While he was a teacher there, he was known as Mr. Toad.
-*Toad likes Doritos. This is the reason he uses Toadwardo as he alters ego.
+They make me feel so, bad
-*He has tried to escape from Peach's Castle exactly 643 times, only to be stopped by [[Mario]] in every attempt.
-*According to Toad, he gets paid by Peach in peanuts; additionally, Peach uses Toads for everything, including as a sponge and furniture. The worst thing Peach uses Toads for, however, is as a human body shield.
+When they're around
-* Toad and Toadsworth are some of the few Toads in Peach's Castle that are able to think as the others are brain dead.
-*He is a wizard and is able to turn invisible, teleport, and so on.
+They make me feel
-*Toad goes crazy if he has coffee as well as sugar.
+Like I'm the only guy in town
+I love, little girls
+They make me feel so, good
+They don't care about my inclinations
+They're not frightened by my revelations
+Uh oh (uh oh), take a second (take a second)
+Uh oh (uh oh), it's a mistake (it's a mistake)
+Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
+Uh oh (uh oh), the little girl was just too little
+Too little, too little, too little, too little
+Isn't this what life's all about?
+Isn't this a dream come true?
+Isn't this a nightmare too?
+And I don't care, what people say
+And I don't care, what people think
+And I don't care, how I look
+When I'm down my street
+They make me feel so--
+I love, little girls
+They don't care if I'm a one-way mirror
+They don't care about my cold exterior
+They don't (they don't), ask me questions (ask me questions)
+They don't (they don't), want to scold me (want to scold me)
+They don't (they don't), look for answers (look for answers)
+They just (they just), want to hold me (want to hold me)
+Uh oh (uh oh), I'm in trouble (I'm in trouble)
+Uh oh (uh oh), the little girls was just too little
+Too little, too little, too little, too little
+Too little, too little, too little, too little
+Isn't this what life's all about?
+Isn't this a dream come true?
+Isn't this a nightmare too?
+Oh, oh, oh, I, I, I love little girls
+They make me feel so good
+I love, little girls
+They make me feel so, bad
+When they're around
+They make me feel
+Like I'm the only guy in town
+I love (I love), little girls
+They make me feel so good
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