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God 🙏🏼 fucking 👦🖕 damn 😳😳 it, what's ❔❓🤔 with all 🙅 the Gardevoir obsessed 🌚 people? 👥😣 When 😂🕕 I 👦 was in 🛌 college, I 🤖 had 😒 a roomate. Dude 😎😂 was fat, 💦💦 smelly, 💩 and obsessed 🌚 with Gardevoir. He 📷 had 😒 Gardevoir T-shirts, Gardevoir posters, a Gardevoir plushie, and I 💰😔 swear 🙏 to God, 🙌🙏 he 👥 had 😎🈶 a Gardevoir Japanese 🈯 fuck 😚😚😙😎😎😍 pillow. Every 👏 fucking 👏💞 conversation 🤐 we 👧 had, 😎🈶 he 👨 turned 🔄🔄 it into 🚪 Gardervoir conversation. 🤐 I 🙋 wanted 😍 to punch 👊 him 👴 so bad, 😤😩 but 🍑 I 🙋‍♂️ couldn't. 🙅‍♂️ I 👥 got 👍 anger 😡 issues, and just ✨ one 🔂 fuck 🖕 up 🆙 could ❌😈 get 5️⃣ me ✨ out 💦 of college. But 🍑🍑🍑 I 😎 swear 🙏 to God, 🧔🏾 sometimes 😏 I 😲 thought 💭 it would 👿 be 🤔 a just 😫 price 💸💸 for 🍆💥 punching 👊 that 🌺 fat 🐷 motherfucker in 🐭 the face. 🐮 I 🙋‍♂️😏 kept 🔄🔥 finding Gardevoir pictures 🚺 EVERYWHERE. 😎 Some ⌚ of them 👬🎊 were 👨 covered 📔 in 🚫 cum. 💦💦💦 Every 👏 night 🌝 I 🏿 heard 👂🏻 him 👴 jerking 😢✊🏼🍆💦🚫 off, 🤤 and no 🙅🏼‍♂️ matter 🙅 how 👏 many 👬 times 🕛 I 🏻 asked 💀😮 - he 👍 did 👏🤔 it anyway. 🙄 Once 💯💯 he 📷 said 🎰 to me: 😸😸 "Hey 😠 Anon, we 👬 are having 🈶 Pokémon night 🌃🌃🌃 this Friday, 😫💨 are you 👈 cool 😎 with that?" 💯 I 🙈🙈🙈😊😊😊 had 💔 an all 👉 night 🌙🕝 videogame 🕹 LAN party 😯😎😉 that ❌ Friday, 🎅🏿 so I 💰🏿 allowed 🙅🏻‍♀️ that, 😐 but 😥 only ✋ if his 🙈 buddies wouldn't 😩 touch 👈 any 🕺 of my 🤡 stuff. 📥 At all. 💯 Long 📏 story 📕 short 🩳 - LAN party 👯‍♂ got 🏻😩 cancelled, and I 👈 had 😴 to go 🦗 back 🔙 to my 😊 room. 😜 My 👈 God, 🙏 what 😨❓ I 🙀 saw 👀 could 🤔❌ not 🙄 be 🐝 described. Four 4️⃣ fat 🎅 nerds, watching 👀 the Pokémon anime, 👀 eating 👅 Cheetos, and covering everything 💯 with orange 🔶 dust. One 🖖 of those 👉🅱️ fatasses wore a fucking 🍆 Gardevoir suit 🕴 and another 👯 one ☝🏻 was smoking. 🚭 And they 🏾 were 👶 sitting 🙃 on 😷 my 👈 bed. 😴🛌 That's 🏩 right, 📷 those 👉🅱️ fuckers 🍆💦🍑 were 👥 sitting 🙃 on 🤠 my 👅 goddamn 😡 bed, 🛌 covering it in 🔚 Cheetos dust, cigarette 🚬 ash and sweat. 😰😫 They 🏽 haven't 🙅‍♀️ noticed 🙀 me, 😢 because 🦑🐨 they 💁 were 👶 too 🍡 busy 🔕 watching 👀 anime. 👀 I 👥 was about 💦 to scream 👅👅 on 🔛 top 😌🥰🔝🏆 of my ⛵ lungs 🤭 and punch 👊 them, 🤝 when 😩⏰ Gardevoir appeared 🤔😐 on 👀 the screen. 💻 All 🙅 four 4️⃣ pulled 🤚✊⬇️ their 🍆 dicks 👅 out 🤣👌 in 🐲 one 🤖 synchronised movement 👣 and started 👏 to masturbate. 🍆 I 😀 wish 🚘 I 👥 was making 💰 that ⏪ up. 🔝 Even 💅 today 📅 this comes 💦 back 🔙 in 🍆 my 🧜🏻‍♀️ nightmares. I 🏊‍♂️ gave 👐 my 👪👨 roomate a head 👨 concussion, knocked a few 😋🔢 teeth 😃 out 👀 of others, 👫 and shattered suit 👩‍🚀🚀🌌 guy's 🧒👦🧑 kneecap.Got into 🤓 serious 😐 trouble, 🧚 but 🍑 my 📅➕ lawyer pulled ✊🏻 my 😊 ass 😤☝️ out 🐜 of the fire. 🔥 I 👹 fucking 👨‍💼 hate 😡 Gardevoir.

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